On the second morning of our honeymoon, I was still in the “honeymoon” frame of mind. Unfortunately, my new bride was not in the same...

I do not trust people who believe in evolution. For them, it is easy to rationalize away behaviors that most people would find offensive....

The passage of time has helped make me a better husband. I am not as wild as I used to be. The urge to be stupid is still there but the...

If you never do anything, you’ll never regret failing.

On one of my numerous stays in the hospital, a male nurse had to give me a shot in my ass. He told me that I was “going to feel a little...

I know the difference between right and wrong. Whatever I do is right and whatever you do is wrong.

If you have nothing nice to say about someone, don’t say it at that person’s funeral unless you are absolutely certain that everyone...

Whatever makes you sleepy, dopey, grumpy, too happy or sneezy usually ends up with you going to the doc. Don’t want to see the Doc...

I have trouble focusing and paying attention. My doctor said I have DAD. I also have dyslexia.

Someone is always going to be better a screwing you over than you are at screwing them over. But you'll never know unless you try.

I have been denied sex 10X more than the number of women who agreed to sleep with me. I’ve been rejected 10X more than the number of...

How can bisexuals keep their virginity when they are 100 percent more likely to lose it?

Years ago, I was dating an adventurous girl who talked me into visiting a sex store. I saw some of the sex toys hanging on the wall like...

So, let's see if I got this straight. Zelenskyy is going toe to toe with Putin and President Biden still brags about standing up to a...

“Calm” is an App you can download on your phone that encourages you to do nothing for 15, 30 or 60 seconds at a time. I put this App on...

You will be surprised everyday if you treat your body like one giant Scratch N’ Sniff.

Refer to your bad habits as hobbies. You will feel a lot better about yourself.

I’m a male chauvinist pig who identifies as an oppressed woman. I am in an agreed upon non-committal relationship with a radical female...

“You don’t have to say a thing. ‘Go to hell’ is written all over your face.”

I saw a young man begging for money while stopped at a red light. I noticed something about him, and I felt I really needed to give him...