My wife does not threaten me with divorce if I do something stupid or I refuse to do what she asks. A simple "I'm going to kill you" is...

If you think being single and dating women is tough, try dating women after you get married.

My wife knew I was a sex addict before we got married. But with her help, I was able to quit cold turkey.

If it wasn't for my beautiful and socially inclined wife, I'd be a recluse avoiding as much contact with people as possible. Now my life...

Mark Twain said it best. "To be successful in life you need to be TWO things, ignorance and....." I don't remember the second one but I...

Liberals are growing ever more angry at men with toxic masculinity. This may end violently. They are already threatening to use slaps and...

I wake up every day feeling like I am 29 years old. Then it takes me 30 years to pee when I go to the bathroom, and I start feeling my...

My wife likes role playing in the bedroom. Tonight, I'm going to be the devoted husband and she is going to be the faithful wife.

I wish my wife would stop nagging me. Every day it's the same thing, stop drinking, get a job, stop sleeping with other women. It almost...

There was a time in this country when marrying your cousin was acceptable, if you didn't mind the occasional jealous uncle.

All the women I have dated have one thing, and only one thing in common. All of them want nothing to do with me

An old girlfriend once told me that all I was interested in was sex and that I never wanted to get to know her. I would like to tell her...

I can't my blessings every day. At the top of the list is my Mother-in-law doesn't speak a word of English. Followed by, I am still...

Wife: If you didn't marry me, you would be dead by now. Me: Why? Wife: Before we were married all you did was drink, party and spend...

SCAMMER: You have a warrant out for your arrest. ME: A warrant. Oh No. for what? SCAMMER: Unpaid parking tickets... we can take...

Me: Don't talk to me like I work for you. Wife: You say that to me again and I'm leaving. Me: Don't leave, I know I work for you. I just...

'Made in the USA' tags are made in China

THIS STOPS TODAY! Ladies stop asking men if you look fat. You will either not like the answer or not believe it. You already know the...

I didn't cum too early. I just saved us a lot of time.

After 20 years of marriage, my wife and I share the same bedroom fantasy. Not to be woken up by snoring