Not good at catching shit

I do not trust people who believe in evolution. For them, it is easy to rationalize away behaviors that most people would find offensive. For example, we are violent because monkeys can be violent, and we evolved from monkeys. And we are promiscuous because it is a natural animal behavior and we evolved from monkeys. Maybe we did evolve from monkeys, but you don’t see me throwing shit at people.

I do not trust people who believe in creation. These people believe in a God who created animals that throw shit at people. What God would do that!?

I do not trust people that only believe in a “higher power” but are not religious. These are people who basically created a god in their heads and their god might think it is O.K. to throw shit at people.

I do not trust people who go to church. They either ask forgiveness for throwing shit at people or look for reasons to throw shit at people.

Basically, I don’t trust anyone, but I do enjoy the company of people who don’t throw shit.