Apple fall from the tree or did tree fall on the apple

I’m a male chauvinist pig who identifies as an oppressed woman. I am in an agreed upon non-committal relationship with a radical female feminist who identifies as a man with control issues. We are raising the child we had together to be gender non-binary. Our child has an imaginary friend who is just a boy. An imaginary friend who is just a boy. Where do kids get these crazy ideas?