My favorite phone scam call (paraphrased)

SCAMMER: You have a warrant out for your arrest.

ME: A warrant. Oh No. for what?

SCAMMER: Unpaid parking tickets... we can take care of this over the phone

ME: Just the tickets? This has nothing to do with the person I murdered last night?

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