I'd do something all over again

Wife: If you didn't marry me, you would be dead by now.

Me: Why?

Wife: Before we were married all you did was drink, party and spend your money on all the wrong women.

Me: If you're trying to convince that marrying you was better than death, you're doing a pretty crappy job

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