The oldest member of a Greek street gang. Papa Kappinuass

Nothing is more beautiful than the laughter of children. Unless they are laughing at you.

I do not want to be probed by aliens from outer space. But I would like to watch it done to someone else.

It’s important to take pride in the work you get other people to do for you.

Compromise is no longer the ideal and I do not know why. The goal now is for consensus because in consensus everyone agrees on what...

You might be right. But, based on my past experiences with you, I really can’t take that chance.

My ex has a soft spot in her heart for me. Kind of like the brown spot on an apple.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I just need to start dating people who are blind.

I am not stupid. I just lack the ability for intellectual thought.

You have seen people standing outside grocery stores and convenience stores looking for donations. Maybe they want money to support the...

The ideal Saudi soldier Yassir Nossir She likes to keep things fair Yvonne Steven She panics when pulled over by the police Heidi Derugs...

When a guy tells you "I can hold my own", it means he does not need any help. For example, I can hold my own when I go to the bathroom.

'Making love' sounds a lot better than 'making sweat and bodily fluids'.

Don't you have anything better to do, like run around with scissors. There's a thin line between the innocence of youth and being young...

Adopting a kid sounded like a good idea, until I found out that adoption agencies do not have return policies.

When someone tells you "Last, but not least", It means everything they said beforehand is pretty much worthless.

I'm a lover. not a fighter. Most women would say that I am an average lover, not a fighter.

There are no stupid questions. But there are stupid people who ask questions.

"As long as you are alive, there is hope." I heard this and felt pretty good about things until I heard "Every day brings you closer to...

Anyone who is into fetishes deserves a good spanking.