Talking to kids when Mom isn't listening

Don't you have anything better to do, like run around with scissors.

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There's a thin line between the innocence of youth and being young and stupid.

I'm not going to do anything. You have to really screw it up first before I help.

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You can tell me the truth now. Or, you can come back later with a really good lie about how the window broke.

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Stop running around in circles. Choose a direction and run as far away from me as possible.

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You hate me? Tell you what. When you get old enough, you can put yourself up for adoption.

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No more snacks. Wait for the dinner to spoil your appetite.