Why my wife always has a headache

I admit it. I am terrible in bed. I make love like a charging rhino trying to skate on ice. The woman who invented the first dildo by carving a T-rex rib bone was inspired by a man like me. I know that bad love making runs in my family. Although she never said it out loud, I am sure there were times my mom looked at me and asked herself if it was worth it.